"Armed with spoon in hand, I approached the cauli flowers with caution. You never know when they will slip on you..."
"Forget the spoon. Let's just shove the cunning flowers into my mouth."
"Ooops, caught in the act by mama..."
"I shall... catch the cunning flower, I mean, cauli flowers with my right hand, and put them onto the spoon."
"Then I'll open my mouth as wide as possible and put the spoon in."
"Lemme try again."